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2025

12

Nov

Hailey Bieber’s Beiber Mom-Ass on the Diving Board of the Day

Hailey Bieber may have a hard and masculine face, but that didn’t stop her from creating an instagram cosmetic brand that went viral thanks to the power of influencer and sold for a billion dollars…

It’s either her Baldwin jaw, they all seem to have it, or the fact that her mom is a Brazilian and Brazil has historically been the tranny porn hub of the world due to the worms they all have…..

Hailey plays up being a Christian, which may have been an angle to seduce Bieber into marriage for a taste of her adult virgin soup….which now has been ravaged by childbirth after seducing or manipulating the popstar we all know she was a groupie for, we’re talking posters on the bedroom wall, to his semen dripping off the bedroom walls after experiencing her Brazilian ass before marriage thanks to her attempt to conserve the cunt for Jesus.

You know how it is…

Anyway, she’s on a diving board with her mom-dumper out, in heels to make her look longer, face still hard….but that’s what gay men are into….

She is in GQ, which still exists…boring…

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2025

12

Nov

Girl Smuggles Booze Into the Theatre of the Day

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I am always surprised when I hear that people still go to the movie theatre….especially after that shooting that happened in Colorado all those years ago, like you’d have to be a lunatic to sit through a movie in a public place when you can lock yourself away and be left alone…

I get that movies have been sold to us as an experience, which makes movie companies richer, when in reality it’s just overpriced and annoying.

You can just watch the movie at home, left alone and naked…so people can’t get mad when you start grabbing yourself out of boredom of trying to sit through the movie..since most movies suck…

Well, for the sake of viral content, this influencer went to the movies and smuggled in some fireball the old fashioned “my vagina is a purse” way….

There weren’t many people at the theatre, making the theatre dicksuck that got PeeWee Herman in trouble far more of an option for you gays out there….

There was a time when movies were packed, because people were desperate to go out and do something….

Thank god for our defeated “WHY BOTHER SPIRIT” when we can let others of the internet do the living, or inserting booze in their cunt, so we don’t have to do the living…..

It works…

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2025

12

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

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I am a firm believer that women don’t wear panties unless they have their period or some kind of infection….

So if that’s the case, these are a bunch of girls on their periods or with some pussy hole infection…

I guess there are some girls who have the drips and need panties due to excitement…..

Then there could be some ovulation mucus wanting to get sperm knocked up…because that’s how we are wired…

There are some girls with outty vaginas who find the seam of the tight pants hard on their calloused pussy from being exposed to the element like an adventuring trying to cross the arctic circle…

There’s just too many reasons for the panties, that my theory of girls not wearing Undiewear is debunked….

The good way to celebrate the panty revolution is by getting a glimpse of panty when girls bend over in their jeans….since panty flashes are still perfectly whorish even if it’s tame on the whore scale of this current whore era…

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2025

11

Nov

Ashley Benson’s Sloppy Billionaire Mom Tit for Addiction of the Day

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Ashley Benson had a baby with Brandon Davis, who is the billionaire oil heir who used to fuck around with Lohan and Paris Hilton in the prime of Celebrity Gossip….before the whole influencer bullshit. He is most famous for calling Lohan and firecrotch, which I am sure I was calling her before he called her that, but I am a troll on the internet who may be AI or SPAM BOT and not a billionaire oil heir in LA…..

I just know I used to call the gingers in High School Fire Crotch decades before the Lohan Fire Crotch thing happened….

That being said, Benson was a crackhead looking lesbian after her fame and fortune from her hit TV show…..she dated Cara Delevingne another crackhead, not that girls can date, but they can pretend to be in a relationship before realizing lesbianism is a myth….

She went straight back to the cock, she was probably ovulating and liked that the cock belonged to a billionaire…because if youre going to make a baby, do it with a billionaire.

She got off the crackhead shit, got fit with ozempic, made a baby and thorugh it all kept some of her tit, just far sloppier than it once was…BUT still tit…and that’s FUN if you’re into that kind of thing.

She is at some crackhead event to end crackhead addiction, which is probably a cause close to her crackhead heart….

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2025

11

Nov

Fat Ass Rita Ora of the Day

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How about some fat ass Rita Ora to celebrate some tits that were almost really famous before getting cut from her record contract, only to make herself really famous with her tits.

She’s post menopausal now, with some fat ass and tits, while the rest of her looks a little too ripped, which happens with all that lack of estrogen…increased testosterone….menopause fetish shit…

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2025

11

Nov

Tanline Tuesday of the Day

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Tanlines may represent summer, and you may be like me an buried in the first major snowstorm that reminds you that you suck at life, made all the wrong choices and are forever doomed to an unhappy existence….

The good news is that there are people out there who chose the endless summer life, living in the warmth, the tropics, the good life….full of bikini sluts and the tanlines that come with it…

So we can go into a snow day with tanlines to remind us that somewhere out there are girls in bikinis as I type this, crisping in the sun so you can jerk off to their tanlines at a later dates….

It’s always good to celebrate the things others have instead of hating them for it, plus, when you live in trashville, where stripping is a career instead of college pushed by most families, where tanning salons are on many corners, even in this era…..tanlines can survive the winter too….and not just in galleries I put together for you thanks to being a nice guy….

Posted in:Tanlines

2025

10

Nov

Taylor Momsen non Swift’s Tits at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame of the Day

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I guess it was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, which no one should really give a fuck about, because Rock and Roll is the worst, at least what Rock and Roll has become…

If you do, you can google who was inducted to see what you missed out on because this is not a NEWS site….

This is a TITTY site and luckily for you, Taylor Momsen not Swifts wore a sheer dress with her tits out.

The child star was apparently seen with Jim Carey, who she co-starred with in The Grinch movie, which they are trying to hype up….because it is sponsored by Disney…

She is no longer a child, she’s probably 40 and her tits are out in a sheer dress, which isn’t really Disney appropriate, but when you’re ROCK AND ROLL, or manufactured ROCK AND ROLL, you gotta stay edgy.

Unfortunately, these sheer dresses with the tits out, are rarely VAGINAL dresses with the CUNT out, but that time will come and so will we to all the CUNT OUT DRESSES we see….

In the meantime, we’ll settle for 40 year old once Child Star turned manufactured Rock and Roll titty….

CHECK IT OUT CLICK HERE

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2025

10

Nov

Outdoor Whores of the Day

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It may not be the weekend anymore, the weekend died harder than your chances of ever getting laid died back when you were 18…..you may have been able to manage a life with that ailment, but it isn’t the best possible life you could be living, it’s more an existing because you have no choice….but still alive….

Even if you suck at life, we are dealing in a TOUCH grass or some shit..society, where online flame wars end in “touch grass”, meaning get outside, meaning get off the internet…

People don’t really realize how hard the internet is ruining their lives, integrated ine every aspect of life, they sort of just exist in this fantasy internet world, because real life is scary or sad, not that the internet is any less sad, but you can distract yourself out of it….

As an Internet AI, the worst kind of Internet AI, the man powered one by a retard who has a website, I can say, true living happens outside…

Apparently, there are a lot of whores in the outdoors as well….

TIME TO GO HUNTING….

Posted in:Outdoor|Outside

2025

07

Nov

Katy Perry’s Pushing her Granny Tits Out of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that in the circles I run awkwardly through on the internet, Katy Perry’s hard nipples is news.

The old as shit Katy Perry who hasn’t been appealing to me ever….who has had a career that I am sure was totally manufactured because there is no way that anyone has every actually liked Katy Perry or her music….has only really had tits to justify the Katy Perry experience…

So her hard nipples really aren’t that exciting, but because I’ve backed myself into this weird corner of the internet, I am compelled to post it.

Not because she’s having sex with the embarrassing Canadian Prime Minister who destroyed the country with his evil libtard ways….I don’t do politics…

But because her nipples are hard, that’s the level of drooling ape we are around here.

We don’t pull stunts, viral trolls, stage photoshoots….or do things that are fun….we just repost hard nipples….

Terrrible….just terrible.

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2025

07

Nov

Sydney Sweeney’s Shitty Dance Routine of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her crazy dopey retard eyes did a weird dance video to celebrate her appearance on Colbert.

Sweeney is doing a media tour promoting her movie where she plays a tranny boxer.

She is probably hoping for an Oscar, but thanks to being Sydney Sweeney, who for whatever reason is the most viral celebrity, all the media outlets are jumping on her, like you’d want to jump on her, because they want the views.

That “Whatever” reason is her willingness to show her tits….

Now, for the dance analysis, it is one of those retard tiktok edits to a song, the kind of thing that made tiktok a big social platform, since people like to retard dance, or watch retards dance.

It’s edited to the song, where she lip syncs along in her full glam and dress….

It’s not a very good dance and it’s pretty embarrassing, reducing herself to this kind of low frequency behavior, all trying to get herslef to the Oscar…

Since Sweeney got famous playing a whore with her tits out, you’d assume that the dance would be a little trashier….some crawling on all fours, some fingers up inside her, you know make it count…maybe even squirting her tit lactation in our mouths, despite not being a pregnant chick, that doesn’t matter, the tits are so womanly they can’t help but MILK…

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