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2026

20

Mar

Sofia Vergara Gets Humped From Behind of the Day

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There are some whores that target their employers or employees for sex harassment charges…

Then there are whores who only the sex harassment when they fall off and need money….

Or the whores who the sex harassment when the sex harasser goes onto make money….you know selective rape accusations…

Then there are whores who enjoy it…

I am not sure what kind of whore titty actress Sofia Vergara who has climbed the ranks of star with her big tits, who is now old and still using the tits…..

I just know she is getting humped fully clothed by a lesbian and showing tits…

She can milk the archive / historic tits she still makes money on….

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2026

20

Mar

Anya Taylor Joy Hard Nipple of the Day

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Looking at Anya Taylor Joy’s hard nipples in a sheer dress may remind you of looking at some crackhead homeless dude in a wife beater caught in the rain….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it…if anything, maybe it means you should jerk off to it harder…

They package her like she’s hot, but she looks like some weathered rocker with a heroin addiction….and not the female kind…

But hard nipples, even on dudes, are still hard nipples and must be dealt with accordingly…..by imagining they are female.

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2026

20

Mar

Stella Hudgens Panty Play of the Day

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I’m Chuck Norris and i am back from the dead….to remind you that we live in a world where low level whores make a lot of fucking money selling to pervert dudes with credit cards…

Where being a whore has been normalized and packaged as empowering because any excuse to hustle a cash grab, a moral-less cash grab as something more than just bottom feeding…

The truth is that making money whoring has always been available to these whores, but for whatever reason, it needed to go mainstream before letting the true colors shine…

They could have alway made money whoring, but they wouldn’t because it is whoring, but now they are whoring to make the whore money like it’s something they always wanted to do but needed the platform and general acceptance to do it.

It’s weird that a Disney kids sister spreads her cunt, sucks dick, inserts dildos on the interent, but she probably makes stupid fucking money doing it…so she can carve her niche, build her legacy and feel like she’s as good a contributor to society as her famous Disney sister…

The younger sister in the shadow has figured out a way to float her fat ass and fat titties to the top of the whore septic tank we call the internet….

Here she is with panties getting paid. Not by us. I dont’ paying whores…I’m more a fuck them then rob them kind of whore enthusiast.

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2026

20

Mar

From the Set of the New Baywatch of the Day

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The New Baywatch is a bit of a joke, maybe a little bootleg looking, but the original Baywatch was also unwatchable garbage that we only watched to jerk off to Pamerla Anderson’s tits because porn wasn’t free or accessible at the time…..

I don’t believe anyone is excited about the new Baywatch….we could all use some ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING, no need to relive the depressing past.

The good news is that they didn’t go fully woke with their casting, I am seeing fit looking chicks who starved themselves or at the very least did ozempic the last 6 months so that they’d be prepared to look like influencer trannies with muppet faces on the show….

However, a bunch of fat retards acting as Life Guards would be far funnier to watch…where every potential drowning victim dies because the woke fat cat lady with blue hair is too neurodivergent or dealing with Mental Health to try to save them…

There’s a show in that….

The New Baywatch has done more than give a gay real estate agent in Malibu a second chance at acting on the same show he acted on 30 years ago…

It’s brought some sluts back on TV where they belong…

I will not be participating in the new Baywatch….but some paparazzi pics trying to hype it up are all right….

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2026

20

Mar

Cami Morrone in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Camila Morrone was born in LA to her whore mother, who is apparently an actress, but more an Argentina imported beef that Al Pacino was fucking for a decade….

She is 28 years old now, but when she was 19, she started working as a model for Victoria’s Secret.

When she was 20, she started fucking Leo DiCaprio and that when on for 5 years.

One could assume that DiCaprio had been familiar with her whore mother, since she had dated Pacino for 10 years.

Meaning, he may have watched her grow up, maybe even picking her up from Beverly Hills High School where she graduated 2 years before they started dating officially…

She has done some acting, she’s born in the industry, connected through stepfather Pacino and other people mom has let up inside her….and then there’s the whole old man creeper Leo….who was up inside her too…

Well trained and handled and is now in a new Horror Series by the incest twins who conceptualized Stranger Things, called Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen, about a couple about to get married, only Something Very Bad Happens…

I am sure it’s enlightening cinema…

The good news is she shows up to the events in her underwear…

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2026

19

Mar

Miley Cyrus Comeback Tour of the Day

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Apparently Miley Cyrus is doing some 20 year event for Hannah Montana because Disney still owns her ass….

She is out hear doing a media tour to try to lure in all her fans that jerked off to her teenage titties when she was cast on the show all those years ago…changing her ACHY BREAKY life by making her the most important person in entertainment.

I may have never seen Hannah Montana but I am sure it is trash, and not the kind of trash I like, which is what the brains at Disney did with Miley once she turned 17 or 18 and they decided to rebrand her as a sexual and horny being….

Whether that’s social engineering to get all her fans to feel being a wild girl flashing her tits and cunt in any place possible, almost like a masturbating retard at the retard facility who can’t be let out because all he does is masturbate, was normal….she normalized that tongue out and tits out degeneracy we see today…

These sheep need their mainstream idols to herd them into trashy behavior and that’s precisely what Miley did at her peak breaking through from Hannah Montana…

She’s now more sophisticated, rich and old, so her photoshoots don’t have pubic hair in them, unless that couch she’s on is made of pubic hair and there is something tragic in that…

If Milky Miley maintained her level of titty flashing whoredom she had in her youth by design….we’d potentially have gaping asshole pics to jerk off to…

Instead we have this…

BORING…

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2026

19

Mar

Large Labias for Lunch of the Day

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It may not be lunch yet, but nothing like a solid visible labia poking out to give you something you’d like to chew on like a dog and his rawhide bone…so lit’s LARGE LABIA LUNCH somewhere…..

That’s going to be my big hit like Jimmy Buffet’s 5 O’clock somehwere….and you’re all going to come to my concert. All one of you.

Some women hate their large labias for sticking out, for not being a coinslot slit innie, even though seeing the pussy is what real men should be more excited by….rather than just a slit…

I don’t even find these labias to be that large in the grand scheme of grand labias….there are far more rugged a labia out there in the wild…but we deal with what we are dealt with.

I mean without being an actual GYNO, these pictures allow us to navigate the VULVA in ways that should turn you on….and if they don’t then you’re a gay. Sorry to break it to you…..but men who aren’t into pussy are just fucking weird.

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2026

19

Mar

Aunt Becky’s Daughter’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Aunt Becky’s Daughter has nipples, which is definitely a shocking development since she’s a chick in NYC walking around in a tight shirt for the paparazzi that she called…

These tits are the reason Aunt Becky did hard time, thanks to bribing a college into letting her kid in, which is something that has been done by the rich since the dawn of time, they are rich and should be able to buy their way into anything. They can be low functioning humans, but because they are rich they can do anything, even badly…

It’s not really the fault of these tits for the whole college scandal. She was already a budding young influencer in High School, making bank on social media and I am sure she would have rather stuck to that, then get some bullshit college degree.

Instead, she got blacklisted for being the face of “EAT THE RICH”, being pushed by some rich people who don’t like other rich people, in the war of the riches.

It made all the BLACK LIVES MATTER protestors mad that she could buy a spot in college, while some kid from the ghetto who gets straight As can’t get a free ride, because she is taking their SPOT….since affirmative action isn’t enough…

All expensive colleges should be free and filled with poor people trying to get a better life, before they inevitably end up on meth in a trailer park with their degree, because degrees are worthless when you’re of a socio economic class…

Anyway, she’s trying to rebuild 5 years later, now in NYC, still with followers, because we can put pretending to be a rower behind us all….with the help of NIPS…

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2026

18

Mar

Brooks Nader Titty Cup for Baywatch of the Day

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If you thought POP CULTURE couldn’t be more boring, desperate, drained of original ideas…then you’ll be glad to know it can….

Brooks Nader was weirdly cast for Baywatch’s revival, which I am sure will be dog shit, since the original Baywatch was dog shit….but in a time before internet porn, people had limited options of where to jerk off, or what to jerk off to and red bathing suits on network TV, being worn by gutter playboy chicks was a solid option.

There is no way anyone actually liked Baywatch, they just liked the jerk off material, because tits get hits or views or ratings and ratings sell ads and ads make these scumbags money….

Then there’s the whole Baywatch being the foundation of the Pam Anderson celebrity Sex Tape, which paved the way for Paris Hilton then Kim Kardashian, all scheming off the same bottom feeding marketing tactics.

So like all things people imagine are important or good because they get views, the retards at Disney/Fox/ABC decided to bring back the Intellectual Property of Baywatch and revisit that shit as hard as they possibly could….

They’ve cast Brooks Nader who has suckled the right dick because the media acts like she matters, despite looking 45…

They’ve cast LIVVY DUNNE the gymnast WAG, who is one of the most popular people on TV.

They are trying to tap into the pop culture market…

I am 90 percent sure they will fail. No one will care and it will suck hard….

In the meantime, they have the paparazzi on set showing MOVIE magic that gives old lady Brooks some perk in her tit….

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2026

18

Mar

Megan Fox Tranny of the Day

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Megan Fox once referred to herself as a tranny in an interview….and I believed her…

Because Megan Fox has always had a tranny look to her, that’s why that homosexual David from 90210 locked her in his basement and pretended to breed her all those years.

It’s also the reason all the perverts of the internet who are into Hollywood celebs decided she was the hottest thing the industry could offer, Because all you homos are drawn to chicks who have hard chins and look like dudes…

She always looked botched, long before she offended Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg by turning 20, which is against their policy, and thus had her blacklisted….

She always looked like trash….

But thanks to the Kardashians and their botched faces, they’ve normalized the look, and aging old as shit mom who needs to get her prostate checked annually by a doctor and not just her loves….has she’s managed to level up that look, go full Kardashian, get even more clown-like and lean into the tranny-ism…

It’s a look people seem to subscribe to….cuz the satanic media wants you all gay or at the very least jerking off to chicks with dicks, which are dudes dressed like chicks, in the event you weren’t aware…faggot.

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