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2026

12

Feb

Guess the Granny of the Day

I’ve been uneasy about the sexualization of old ladies since I was gifted a 50+ porno mag back in the days when they had nice porno mags because they didn’t have catch all websites for all your sick fucking needs.

It was really less of a gift and more of an insult because I just couldn’t get into the granny porn no matter how limited the porn access was at the time…

It was one of those mocking me daily with “there is pussy in these pages but not the kind of pussy you want to see…but still pussy…how badly do you want to see pussy right now…” torment…

So I’m not into it now….but you may be, so CLICK HERE to see who this granny pussy is..if you don’t already know.

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2026

12

Feb

Tate McRae’s Inner Thigh Jiggle in Picture of the Day

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Don’t look too close to Tate McRae’s inner thigh jiggle, because you may end up seeing her cock.

There’s no official news that she was born a dick, but she is from Canada so the chances of her using the free healthcare to get hormone therapy to grow out some tits is highly likely.

Unlike the incels who do it after puberty because it’s the only way they’ll ever get pussy….she got in there young so her features are less manly, but still manly.

For whatever reason, she is packaged as the most important pop star out there. She was also involved in a scandal involving her for the USA Olympic team instead of Canada, the people who gave her her tits….despite having balls and the whole thing is pretty boring…internet rage from losers trying to be part of the mainstream conversation with their bullshit opinions.

However, fat inner thigh jiggle on popstars is fun….if you don’t have anything actually fun going on in your shitty life….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

12

Feb

Dove Cameron’s Brought her Tits Out of the Day

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Dove Cameron is doing the important task of bottom feeding celebrities by attention movie premiers for the paparazzi coverage, which is why she showed up with her sad tits hanging out.

I guess in this case, Dove Cameron needs to be at the premiere because she is the star of the show, so she brought out her tits to generate some hype around getting a job.

It’s called 56 Days…and the internet says:

56 Days is an American erotic thriller television series developed by Lisa Zwerling and Karyn Usher and is based on Catherine Ryan Howard’s novel of the same name.

It also says….

Oliver Kennedy and Ciara Wyse start an intense relationship after meeting in a supermarket but police fear it has ended in murder after an unidentifiable body is found.

It’s on Amazon, which is being boycotted by nerds because Bezos has fired his Washington Post staff of lazy journalists….while no one is celebrating the hard work he’s done to make his ex-wife a billionaire….before marrying the crypt keeper monster mash who is clearly a graveyard smash he dug up and reanimated thanks to all his money….you know putting that money to good use…

All this to say, Dove Cameron has cleavage….and cleavage should be jerked off to like it was still the 80s and we didn’t need GAPING ASSHOLES on trannies for our jerk off material…

Cleavage is just simpler pervert living.

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Halsey was also there…she’s one of the blackest pop singers of our time….at least she likes to think she is because she whined about not having black hair shampoo available at the five star hotels she stayed at on tour as the top pop star she was at the time….which may be why she’s wearing a wig….bald ass bitch…

She has since got a set of tits and a chronic disease or two…none terminal apparently….they say it’s LUPUS….so maybe it’s some cancer shit that took her hair from her…or maybe hse’s a liar and doesn’t have any diseases at all but likes the attention….

So she brought her WERID hairline and fake tits to the same premiere and she did it in a sheer dress, where there were visible panties but no visible panty stains…BUMMER…or not quite enough BUMMING..if you know what I mean…

TO SEE THE REST OF HASLEY CLICK HERE

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2026

12

Feb

Margaret Qualley Got Titty of the Day

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Andie Macdowell’s daugther Marge is in some magazine photoshoot because she’s seen as an up and coming starlet in Hollywood, who we hope is keeping you up and coming from her various semi-erotic mainstream projects, because otherwise, it would be a waste of nepotism pushing a celebrity retard on us…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHOOT CLICK HERE

As it turns out, she is in a music video for her husband Jack Antonoff… who is some music producer from a band called Bleacher…where you can see that she doesn’t really have the same level of tits that she has in that magazine shoot…

However, she does have to that her husband, they were married in 2023, had sex with Lena Dunham for 5 years, which wasn’t for a charitable reason that we know of, but maybe it was some sort of opportunistic shit that got him in front of Taylor Swift, because Dunham was trending…..you know ladder climbing by climbing the large greasy tree trunks Lena Dunham calls legs, landing somewhere inside her giant broken womb….

That is the kind of shit you should never live down, if you are a Jack Antonoff friend, you best be reminding him daily of the disgusting things he’s done to get rich and famous…or at least one disgusting thing he’s done….Lena Dunham.

Current wife’s not all that bad….until you realize she’s ok fucking Lena Dunham’s sloppy seconds. That’s some poor little rich girl who thinks she is inadequate shit. No self respecting woman would have sex with a man who had sex with Lena Dunham, that’s just facts…

Posted in:Margaret Qualley

2026

12

Feb

Bijou Philips is the RIP MOTHERFUCKER IN TRAINING of the Day

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This RIP MOTHERFUCKER should go out to James Vanderbeek, who was far too young to die of colon cancer, but he didn’t have tits and I never watched Dawson’s Creek, but he was one of least offensive celebrities out there with his likeable face….

This is an RIP MOTHERFUCKER In training because Bijou Philips is making pleas to the internet that one of her weird fanboys who does cum tributes to her old pics because he is stunted and hasn’t moved on with his life is a kidney match.

She was apparently born with retarded kidneys, had a transplant in 2017 with Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland, it was the year of transplants….and her body has rejected the kidney she received like some kind of jerk.

I blame her Mommas and Poppas ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN heroin addict dad for sexually abusing her half sister Mackenzie instead of Bijou, these things make a girl develop a complex from a young age, some “why wasn’t I good enough for daddy’s rape.” and “Why didn’t he impregnate me instead of my sister”…so she married a rapist…

It’s like a motherfucker gave you their fucking kidney and you go ahead and trash it and throw it out to swap out for a newer model, while that motherfucker is kidney-less and would have been perfectly fine having their two kidneys before being swindled by this asshole…

Anyway, Bijou is a freak Scientologist, Alcoholic and rapist harborer, because she married, bred and defended one before divorcing him for financial reasons, not because she ever stopped loving and sympathizing with her rapist man….

I guess her retarded dianetics program, hours in the sauna or the Hubbard vitamin cocktail didn’t save the kidney but probably damaged it.

Anyway, she’s potentially dying, doesn’t want to be a single mother, so if your fetish is giving your organs to tits you jerked off to in the 90s, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE….

To make this about me, there was a time I was drunk at a bar and Danny Rapist Masterson was DJing and Bijou was with him, so I tagged her and wrote something creepy, not because she is hot, but because I like being a creep….

My instagram, this was my original instagram…..DELETED….because of it…

So maybe a DIE BITCH is a little harsh…..especially since I don’t care about instagram but she did make me miss my chance of being a huge MEME that launched an alcohol brand that I sold for 1000 million dollars….

So instead, we’ll look at her dying tits, pre-recent jaundice….because sick girls are weak and thus HOT…at least to rapists like her husband, cuz they can’t fight you off, and you don’t even need to waste your date rape drugs on them….

GOOD MORNING…it’s going to be a glorious day…RIGHT….

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2026

12

Feb

Jameela Jamil the Loud Mouthed Feminist Uses Her Tits for Views of the Day

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Jameela Jamil is some actress from England who used rage bait to piss a group of people off by saying retarded feminist nonsense or other retarded political statements she has no real business having an opinion of anything seeing as she’s a rich celebrity…

But the nice thing is, her shameless self promotion almost always includes showing off her big tits…

So as annoying as she is in her marketing of herself or crying for attention by being some loud mouth on the internet, she still strips down and pulls them titties out…

She’s just cosplaying as a blue hair fat tranny cat person to get more famous…and is ultimately all about the titty as WE suspected.

People do anything to get noticed…even when they have tits, since having tits just isn’t enough.

She claims to be fighting for the political, social and economic equity for women….and she is against airbrushing…and she’s pro fat chick…while not being fat, and showing her tits..because these people are all full of shit…

NOW – stare at the tits being used for attention.

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2026

12

Feb

Asshole of the Day

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Today in asssholes, we are reminded that every where look we are surrounded by assholes….they are the orifice that unites us all as people, except for a few cancer survivors or other illnesses that lead to assholes being sewn up you shit in a bag…and the rare birth defect of having no asshole, where you just shit out of your mouth or dick hole…

EITHER way….ASSHOLES are fucking everywhere….so here are some assholes.

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2026

11

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown On her Back with a Bikini Top on of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown has made one too many dudes exasperate all over themselves, when they probably shouldn’t have been, but that Stranger Things mind fuck and propaganda narrowed in on their balls and they had no choice…the power of brainwashing compelled them to fall in love with Millie Bobby Bon Jovi….and now that she’s older and looks like a middle aged mom, it’s less offensive….OLD FOR HER AGE…

Anyway, she sells product online like all these shameless whores, she pushes shit you don’t need by staring in her own photoshoots and campaigns..

This one is called SHOWING HER OPPONENT on the TENNIS COURT HER CUNT…and unfortunately for you, you’re not her opponent but you can pretend, visualize and use your imagination, that is the foundation or FABRIC of your entire sex life.. MAKE BELIEF.

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2026

11

Feb

Sydney Sweeney is Nothing But Tits of the Day

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Nothing but tits seems to go a long way…

The nice thing about her recent titty content is she’s basically brown paper bagged herself with that “NO SHOES, NOT SHIRTS, NO SERVICE” sign….you have to respect a self aware butter face who know she’s a life system for her tits.

She’s said BUTTER FACES don’t matter when you have tits, but the tits are even more powerful when you cut out the butter faces so that we don’t get tricked up in them…

You may find SWEENEY hot, that’s your problem….

I’m just here for the tits.

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2026

11

Feb

Kyle Jenner Half Naked and Porny for her Sister of the Day

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There was a transgender shooting in Canada that left 10 people dead, because jacking mentally insane people up with ESTROGEN always ends well, especially when they are loner loser freaks to begin with….

But apparently the real trannies live on Instagram….

Like this shoot featuring Kyle Jenner, daughter of a transgender, likely a psychopath because statistically they aren’t all sane, and she’s looking like she’s been run over by a bus and was rebuilt using AI, all fake titty, fake muppet faced and tugging on her panties like she’s doing a casting couch porno…

Just because KIMBO SLICE was in a porno so the rest of them don’t have to do porno, but rather just accumulate generational wealth existing and pushing product to morons, doens’t mean they aren’t whores who WANT to be in pornos…TRANNY PORNOS…which is what we used to call TRANSGENDERS before the SATANIC agenda made tranny a hate word you could get arrested for….

Whore sisters ing whore sisters….

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