Did you know that the lady who is credited for inventing shapewear basically just cut the legs off pantyhose.
She became a billionaire by swindling women into buying her overpriced version of pantyhose that held bitches together. They could have just cut off their pantyhose legs and wore them like a granny girdle….but instead they wanted the brand name because the hive mind is weak when marketed to…..
She became a billionaire by swindling men everywhere into thinking the bitch they are looking at in those tight outfits actually hold up when they take off those tight outfits and aren’t actually being held together by the tight outfits…
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still have a slutty secretary in her pantyhose fetish, it’s just to say that pantyhose hold bitches together in ways that made one king bitch a billionare…
So unwrapping Kate Hudson, who has also been marketed hard to us thanks to her mom, could be a disaster, but like the Red Cross, or FEMA, she seems to be contained…
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