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2026

11

Mar

Pussy Flashers of the Day

In a world full of women, who you can’t call women, but must refer to as PUSSY HOLDERS, even though a pussy holder could be misrepresented as someone who is holding a pussy with their hand, HODL rather than someone who owns a legitimate pussy between their legs….it’s hard to keep all these self involved assholes happy, even when those assholes are front assholes, better known as pussies…

But in a world full of women with pussies…

More importantly, a world full of women willing to flash their pussy….

We must collectively celebrate the pussy flash.

You see, it used to require masterful manipulation skills to see a pussy or to get a girl to flash her pussy.

It would involve trickery and trolls, romance and comedy…

Now, it requires nothing, zero effort, they are out here doing it….making us lazy…spoiled and unappreciative of how powerful a pussy flash once was….but now it’s cheap and meaningless.

BUT STILL PUSSY FLASHES….which counts for something.

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2026

11

Mar

Maika Monroe’s Got her Titties On of the Day

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In shocking news, this actress named Maika Monroe, who has done a handful of shit movies is not actually named Maika Monroe… it’s her porn name…

Her real name is Dillon Buckley…which is also a porn name…but at least it is her LEGAL name…

Clearly, with tits like this, she had a plan to get into porn, but walked into the wrong casting that landed her a legitimate acting career..

Maybe her porn training she never used is why her lip looks Bells Palsy!

She is in her 30s and is basically a fucking dinosaur..Her ex boyfriend is one of the weird looking people from Stranger Things…the guy with the hair…She has been in Longlegs, It Follows and The Guest…and not the porn parody of those movies…

But through it all, or at least for part of the time, she’s had these tits….which she’s brought out to an event with INTENTION and PURPOSE…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

11

Mar

Isabela Moner Trying to Give Boner of the Day

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You can assume that Isabela Moner has come in with a lot of boners since she’s a celebrity….

She got her start as a young teen, maybe even younger after her house in Ohio burnt down, despite her dad being a firefighter…SUSPICIOUS…

She is half PERUVIAN/HALF OHIO-ian….and lucky for her she’s Spanish enough for Hollywood to check off that box, like they did with WHITE GIRL HALLE BERRY, the BLACK icon…

She went and changed her LEGAL name to MERCED because she doesn’t want to be reminded of the MOANING she CAUSED by the way she handled the BONERS as she clawed or jerked off her way through the entertainment industry…

She’s at an event doing GOTH LATINA shit, all black lipstick with side tit and that may be enough to give boners in this throat fucking porn world, but probably not..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

11

Mar

In TOP CELEBRITY NEWS OF THE DAY

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Elisabeth Moss is still fucking disgusting…

Send her back to ELIAD where she can be locked up as a Handmaid no one wants to breed…

So that the rest of us don’t need to be looking at her…

Scientology hasn’t don’t her good, I mean other than the fact that she’s managed to headline a TV show looking like a moldy foot…

All no neck and build like a sloppy blob fish….

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2026

10

Mar

Erin Moriatry Got Tits of the Day

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Erin Moriatry is some nerd titty from some nerd show called The Boys.

She apparently has THYROID issues called GRAVES DISEASE, which apparently hormonally gave her giant tits.

GRAVES DISEASE is supposed to cause rapid weight loss and GOITERS so it’s probably not the reason for her tits…

However, she’s managed to survive with the tits, so it’s the kind of disease we can live with cuz we like tits.

I don’t watch shit like The Boys, but they are pushing it out there hard, so using the tits that nerds are in love with makes sense…

So the tits the nerds are in love with are making appearances at awards shows and in the media and such…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

10

Mar

Selena Gomez’s Fat Tit Spilling Out of her Fat Girl One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Selena Gomez is fat and with fat chicks come fat tits, especially if you got breast implants during one of your Kidney Transplants that you had because you are chronically ill and dying…

I don’t know where this laying down in her one-piece bathing suit she uses to cover the APRON BELLY is from…

I don’t know where her vaginal mound is located, because she’s not spreading her legs enough for us to see her MEAT and/or POTATOES…

I just know her fat tit is spilling out of her top and some of you BARNEY fans will be excited by this, like her Husband, the monkey next to her sloppy tit…

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2026

10

Mar

Kim Kardashians Mutant Cooter in Fitness Gear of the Day

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The amazing thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s got the masses under a spell.

Legacy brands like NIKE are excitedly partnering up with this fucking demon and her shitty made in China bullshit scam of a brand, because they are under her spell as well.

Maybe they just love the idea of products moving in ways only Kim Kardashian can move product….

I find the whole thing terrifying, but she is one of the first porn chicks to ever have a deal with Nike, which is probably a big deal, or at least evidence that morality doesn’t really matter to corporations, they just want to push product.

We all that legally, Kim Kardashian had to sign the release form on the SEX TAPE.

Which means that Kim Kardashian made money off the sex tape.

Which means Kim Kardashian wanted to release the sex tape strategically, while lining up all other aspects of the empire’s foundation….

Which means she’s really just a gutter porn chick and will always be a gutter porn chick…

The only thing is, she crawled out of the gutter, got exposed to sunlight, and has turned into some sort of mutant…

Because this monster can’t be human, with her exagerated and terrifyingly botched face and body….

The weird thing about her, which isn’t so weird when you’re reminded she’s a porn chick corporations don’t seem to care is a porn chick since she pushes product….is that that most of her pics focus on her GUNT…her CAVERNOUS CREEPY COOTER….and it is hardly a fat enough cunt for such a fat transplant circus freak of a person…

CHECK IT OUT…she’s not a fat fitness influencer…like she’s ever worked out with that doughy fucking body…

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2026

10

Mar

Rita Ora Hard Nipples and Such of the Day

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Rita Ora is the international star who barely made it in the world of pop, but she had a very promising career when she was younger, signed a lucrative deal, but she proved that you don’t have to be a Rihanna getting shot the fuck up at home by a crazed fan to make a lot of money in the process….Rita Ora is rich as shit…

She’s got a great set of tits for her racially ambiguous hustle, which goes a long way, it took her out of war torn Bosnia in the 90s and allowed her to live a life in the UK that paved the way for her fame and fortune..

She is old now, but she’s still got the hot tits, nipples hard in the content she puts out there and the high school version of yourself in an Alternate Universe gets excited by hard nipples….

Seriously, in the 70s-00s, hard nipples were enough for dudes, we weren’t destroyed by throat fucking porn…

Based on Rita Ora’s rise to the top, she may have been destroyed by throat fucking porn….

DAVE COULLIER HPV THROAT AND SUCH…

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2026

10

Mar

Tate McRae Bikini Selfie of the Day

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You gotta appreciate the bikini selfie that looks like a zombie coming to eat your brains….

It’s just this half dead medicated look into the hone screen as they check themselves out….all mindless and retarded because they are dead.

It would explain why Tate McRae is the Gen Z popstar they are pushing on a generation, if she wasn’t half retarded then she may question the messages she is told to push on people, while they distract her with the carrot over her nose….

She was a reality TV child dancer, not the first reality TV child dancer, who they have packaged as an adult talent….

Which is weird in and of itself, but if your parents want to sell you out to live your perceived dreams of being a vapid retarded celebrity song and dancer, then maybe it’s just the way it is…

She’s looking a level of thick that’s not fat thick but solid body thick from all those years of dance and Canadian harsh winters that you should appreciate in the popstars being pushed on you…

She’s posing in the bathroom, so always exciting to see where a thick dancing popstar they are pushing on us takes her dirty shits….it’s almost like she’s human and not some sort of half dead zombie.

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2026

10

Mar

Sophie Hammons Bra in Public for Attention of the Day

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They say things are cyclical, but who are they anyway….

They are the powers that be.

After the whole COVID scam that destroyed the morale of 10 percent of people and bodies of the 90 percent of people, there was a conspiracy that the world was run by an elite group of reptile aliens….maybe they are the they they are talking about…

Anyway, it seems like celebrities are helping the paparazzi industry make a comeback after a decade of its irrelevance…

People are tired of the fabricated lies they are being pushed on them through curated social media selfies….

They want to see the celebs out in the wild and the celebs are heading out into the wild to be seen.

They need third party photographers top capture those moments and to appear like they matter.

When everyone selfies, the selfie becomes more desperate and shameless than appealing…

The same reason people were drawn to celebrity selfies from paparazzi, they’re being drawn back to the papaprazzi from the selfie…

Sophie Hammons…a 19 year old Disney Kid is out at the Farmer’s market like it was the early 2000s and she was Phoebe Price dressed like a clown.

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