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2026

18

Mar

Brooks Nader Titty Cup for Baywatch of the Day

If you thought POP CULTURE couldn’t be more boring, desperate, drained of original ideas…then you’ll be glad to know it can….

Brooks Nader was weirdly cast for Baywatch’s revival, which I am sure will be dog shit, since the original Baywatch was dog shit….but in a time before internet porn, people had limited options of where to jerk off, or what to jerk off to and red bathing suits on network TV, being worn by gutter playboy chicks was a solid option.

There is no way anyone actually liked Baywatch, they just liked the jerk off material, because tits get hits or views or ratings and ratings sell ads and ads make these scumbags money….

Then there’s the whole Baywatch being the foundation of the Pam Anderson celebrity Sex Tape, which paved the way for Paris Hilton then Kim Kardashian, all scheming off the same bottom feeding marketing tactics.

So like all things people imagine are important or good because they get views, the retards at Disney/Fox/ABC decided to bring back the Intellectual Property of Baywatch and revisit that shit as hard as they possibly could….

They’ve cast Brooks Nader who has suckled the right dick because the media acts like she matters, despite looking 45…

They’ve cast LIVVY DUNNE the gymnast WAG, who is one of the most popular people on TV.

They are trying to tap into the pop culture market…

I am 90 percent sure they will fail. No one will care and it will suck hard….

In the meantime, they have the paparazzi on set showing MOVIE magic that gives old lady Brooks some perk in her tit….

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2026

18

Mar

Megan Fox Tranny of the Day

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Megan Fox once referred to herself as a tranny in an interview….and I believed her…

Because Megan Fox has always had a tranny look to her, that’s why that homosexual David from 90210 locked her in his basement and pretended to breed her all those years.

It’s also the reason all the perverts of the internet who are into Hollywood celebs decided she was the hottest thing the industry could offer, Because all you homos are drawn to chicks who have hard chins and look like dudes…

She always looked botched, long before she offended Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg by turning 20, which is against their policy, and thus had her blacklisted….

She always looked like trash….

But thanks to the Kardashians and their botched faces, they’ve normalized the look, and aging old as shit mom who needs to get her prostate checked annually by a doctor and not just her loves….has she’s managed to level up that look, go full Kardashian, get even more clown-like and lean into the tranny-ism…

It’s a look people seem to subscribe to….cuz the satanic media wants you all gay or at the very least jerking off to chicks with dicks, which are dudes dressed like chicks, in the event you weren’t aware…faggot.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2026

18

Mar

Olga Obumova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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This isn’t the first time we’re meeting OLGA OBUMOVA

Eastern European based in Spain.

Signed to a legit agency for some markets.

Been at this for at least 4 years….

Her old post in her panties was a little less corporate and something to jerk off to…see OLGA OBUMOVA’S IN PANTIES IN BED HERE

The new post is for Candice Swanepoel’s brand, which I’m sure is backed by Victoria’s Secret, because why wouldn’t they do off-shoot brands with their models, they are BIG UNDERWEAR afterall…

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2026

17

Mar

Rita Oral’s Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Rita Oral is all Hollywood in part because she’s a celebrity thanks to having a record deal, living in LA and doing the whole social media hustle since the inception of social media…it worked because of the tits.

She’s also all Hollywood because her husband David Cohen is a top tier filmmaker, he was even nominated for Oscars in the past…a high functioning human, far more accomplished than you….allowing him to get these famous celebrity with a record deal and large social media following tits…

In staying true to her fame whoredom that has worked out nicely for her, she made a point of attention a prestigious VANITY FAIR party, which still goes on every year even though no one cares about the Oscars..

Rita Oral decided to bring out her tits, but in a subtle and classy way, because she used nipple pasties…

If you’re going to go tits first into anything you do, you should not ruin the fun for the rest of us by putting a rubber plunger over the nips, fucking up the whole structure of the tit, hiding the suckers we’d like to latch on, confusing our minds in trying to figure out if the tits are still awesome in her old age…

It’s offensive…

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2026

17

Mar

Sara Sampaio Has Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is all Hollywood because she puts a famous actors dick up inside her and twirls around on it until it throws up inside her, but not hard enough to get her pregnant, although that is probably part of the plan once she officially makes it in Hollyood.

Her boyfriend is Jack Nicholson’s son and despite being near dead, that guy is a legend in the industry, his male pattern baldness gracing our lives since the 70s….

She lives in LA, no longer in Portugal, even though all the hippest digital nomad rich kids on trust funds from LA have moved to Portugal….

She is an example of how human traffickng through the modeling industry can work for a person, she’s made millions and has even been in some big movies.

All you need is an O-1 visa put together by your model agency, that definitely doubles as an escort agency to the rich and famous.

That’s not to say Sampaio, the average looking Portuguese model they brought into VS for no real reason that we can discern since there’s nothing really A-list about her.

They talk about x-factor or it factor or being compelling, but she’s pretty fucking ordinary, but once put in VS catalogs, she becomes more than just the miminum wage worker she looks like.

She’s in her late 30s / early 40s by now, so she’s pulling out her tits like this was one of her early casting calls, where they said “brown hair with blue eyes, we can sell that”….and they did….only now it’s more about the NIPS..

SHE HAS NIPPLES EVERYONE…if you thought she was one of those NIPPLESS women, or maybe that she lost her NIPPLES due to LONG COVID or her vaccines…you’ll be glad to know they are still BROWN…..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2026

17

Mar

They are Trying To Make Ozempic-Lili Reinhart a Thing of the Day

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Her name is Lili and it looks like she is the spokesperson or pitchman for Eli Lilly and Company a leader in diabetes care, known for blockbuster medications like Mounjaro (tirzepatide) for type 2 diabetes and Zepbound for weight loss.

All these shameless celebrities cashing the fuck in because being rich or a Kardashian is seemed as aspirational…

There was a time when celebs were snobs who thought they were royalty and would never take a low level project on like selling toilet paper to the retards, it was an insult to their craft…

But now they are all just shameless self promoters, no better than an influencer instagram whore…

That said, I don’t know if Reinhart, the GEN Z icon with big titties who was fat better on Riverdale, a hot show for her generation….is actually promoting weightloss drugs…

I just know she’s not so fat anymore, they have her in sheer and other slutty dresses, trying to show off a sexy big titty body…despite her thick neck designed to carry all that weight she’s been carrying.

I am all for fat chicks being skinny to remind us that fat chicks hate being fat, but the sexualization of Reinhart, trying to make her jerk off material is just weird….

Or is it? They gotta run with where the eyeballs are…

Here she is in 3 slutty outfits…

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2026

17

Mar

Anya Taylor Joy Dressed Like a Dancer of the Day

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Not the good kind of dancer who is about to spread her cunt on stage, but rather the annoying kind of dancer who talks about the theory behind dance, some textbook courses they padded their dance degree in university with…Some Jazz Ballet star from hell…

Liza Minelli in the stage production of Cabaret, all high on ludes or whatever the fuck she was on back in the 70s…

Pretty fucking faggy indeed…

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2026

17

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Still Got her Tits of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is the kind of girl who would not cut off her titties if she tested positive for the breast cancer gene….

She realizes that a life without tits is not one worth living.

She knows that if the tits gave her the life that she had, then it is only appropriate for the tits to take her out.

If the tits decide to turn on her, it’s a calculated risk she is willing to take, because tits get hits and in her case, the tits made her millions of dollars.

There should be a deeper dig on her origin story, because you have to wonder how a single mother who can’t speak english ended up on a Sitcom.

There is a darkness and something sinister that had to happen to give her this life, where at 60, she still dresses with her tits out, unable to speak english but being a dominating force on the American TV…..which is literally a BOOB TUBE when it comes to VERGARA…because she exploits her tits harder than the men making money than her off her tits…we call them the PUPPET MASTERS!

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2026

17

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Surviving the War of the Day

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It appears that Lohan has survived the Dubai Bombings and the only victim was her face, that has clearly been reconstructed after the damage of Lohan living….NUCLEAR…

Lindsay Lohan is based in Dubai for tax purposes and the fact that she was sold to a harem….

She posted a video from a shoot with Vogue Arabia, which is an off-shoot of actual Vogue, designed for people with real fucking money, since Dubai is basically mall after mall of designer boutiques, where they live the American dream, consuming their luxury products, all in a tax free system full of hummus.

It appears with fat mom tits in their 40s like that, there could potentially be more bombs going off, in your pants, through CUMMAGE..

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2026

17

Mar

Thong Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

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Thong tuesday and tanline tuesday had a baby…..

The only thing they are missing is tiny tits tuesday…

Right? TWO BIRDS ONE STONE for the lazy man.

No, the one that looks like Lindsay Lohan’s granny ass is not her….

Yes, the thong which lost its appeal, at least to me, when it was heavily mainstream in the era of people believing that Kim Kardashian didn’t sign off on her sex tape and instead targeted an attack on bush and full back panties, throwing out all their old HANES HER WAY and only wearing thongs…..

That doesn’t mean I don’t embrace the mainstream-ification of THONG bikinis being the norm, you know to get as much ass tan as possible…VITAMIN D….because I am from the one-piece bathing suit era and LESS fabric is so much more….

Now here are some tanlines, some real, some AI artifical, but all of them are inspiring to a pervert like me.